Ok, I think I might be on to something with this egg and its seriously brain scrambling buzzing. I translated the dots and dashes into zeros and ones, respectively, and I think I found something. I'll post a picture on my Instagram of the "code."
I don't want to get you too excited so I won't say anything until I know for sure. I'm going to be gone for a couple days while I investigate, but I'm taking my laptop so I'll try to keep you updated.
If you don't hear from me for a bit or if you want to ask how the adventure is going, you can email me: firstname.lastname@example.org
Oh, Pappy is with me, so don't worry about him!
Adventure, here we come!
Wag you later!